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Some kind of cash cow

by Winston Egbert

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I wish every shop was a Tesco on Stokes Croft Need to express myself with the products on their shelves Wish the righteous crusties could find something else to be mad about When will they realise that every little news coverage helps I was more determined than ever to shop at Tesco when i saw the price of a large falafel meal at Cafe Kino Not everyone can afford to eat elite, superior, organic cardboard It's the frequent mugging, attacking and raping of targets, not the fucking supermarkets that bring your cultural headquarters to the slaughter Fuck Better Foods You're not better for me I'm better than you I'm fatter than you.
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You may have been a blaze in the northern sky But my my pole vault leaps were just too high Your leather jacket weighed you down You couldn't lift your corpse up off the ground You didn't quite reach the funeral moon Something tells me sports just ain't for you! I beat Fenriz at sports day Nice shorts!
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When the riffs go down tonight You know there will be danger Cos that's when I get psycho Like a member Of Coal Chamber Oh my God, I'm gonna get so fucking sick right now! Wrapping my hands around my head As if I was dead I'm gonna get so sick I'm gonna get sick And so are you! Oh daddy why did you touch me there? Don't you know how long I spent styling my hair! So sick, really sick, so sick...wow! Mudvayne, Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Coal Chamber, Mushroomhead, Kittie!
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Aubergine! Aubergine! Equine, aubergine, hoof!
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We saw some giraffes and they were nice Also saw some lions who weren't sad Got a student discount with no card Had a great day out at Noahs Ark The only thing we didn't like was that the paths weren't very clear Map wasn't right Crucified snake Had an ostrich chasing us around Also had an adventure playground Also got to pet an eagle owl All in all it was a great day out The only thing we didn't like was the lack of bovines advertised That wasn't right Crucified snake

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debut of the underdogs of 80s thrash, featuring special guest appearances from Pat Sharpe and Dr. Zoidberg.

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released December 7, 2011

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