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I wish every shop was a Tesco on Stokes Croft
Need to express myself with the products on their shelves
Wish the righteous crusties could find something else to be mad about
When will they realise that every little news coverage helps
I was more determined than ever to shop at Tesco when i saw the price of a large falafel meal at Cafe Kino
Not everyone can afford to eat elite, superior, organic cardboard
It's the frequent mugging, attacking and raping of targets, not the fucking supermarkets that bring your cultural headquarters to the slaughter
Fuck Better Foods
You're not better for me
I'm better than you
I'm fatter than you.
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You may have been a blaze in the northern sky
But my my pole vault leaps were just too high
Your leather jacket weighed you down
You couldn't lift your corpse up off the ground
You didn't quite reach the funeral moon
Something tells me sports just ain't for you!
I beat Fenriz at sports day
Nice shorts!
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A Nu-Metal Classic
01:30
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When the riffs go down tonight
You know there will be danger
Cos that's when I get psycho
Like a member
Of Coal Chamber
Oh my God, I'm gonna get so fucking sick right now!
Wrapping my hands around my head
As if I was dead
I'm gonna get so sick
I'm gonna get sick
And so are you!
Oh daddy why did you touch me there?
Don't you know how long I spent styling my hair!
So sick, really sick, so sick...wow!
Mudvayne, Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Spineshank, Coal Chamber, Mushroomhead, Kittie!
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Aubergine Hoof
01:23
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Aubergine!
Aubergine!
Equine, aubergine, hoof!
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We saw some giraffes and they were nice
Also saw some lions who weren't sad
Got a student discount with no card
Had a great day out at Noahs Ark
The only thing we didn't like was that the paths weren't very clear
Map wasn't right
Crucified snake
Had an ostrich chasing us around
Also had an adventure playground
Also got to pet an eagle owl
All in all it was a great day out
The only thing we didn't like was the lack of bovines advertised
That wasn't right
Crucified snake
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