Winston Egbert paying homage to the thrash metal riff kings that are Testament.
lyrics
A testament to testament and all those bands that thrash
I used to listen to you guys when I was taking a bath!
My rubber duck would headbang to all your riff-filled songs,
Then I'd wank off to the image, of Chuck Billy, in a thong!
SHOW ME YOUR RIFFS!
WE THRASH, YOU THRASH, MASSIVE AMP STACKS!
Mustaine! More gain! Insane! Get your riffs out
Ulrich! You dick! Drum sticks! Exit sandman
Robb Flynn! Has been! Sucking! For quite a while now
WE THRASH, YOU THRASH, MASSIVE AMP STAMPS!
So many bands were so much better than Metallica!
credits
released October 23, 2011
Serena Cherry - drums and vocals
Liam Phelan - guitars and vocals
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